Smoothie enthusiast, pet rock owner, mixtape prodigy. A pacifist filled with unfathomable rage.
The mixings and musings of someone trying to find their way.
some people’s voices are just very appealing. you can’t explain it. there is no way to describe it. it’s just like. how. why. why does your voice do things to me. why does it make me feel things. why. how. why
Friends: "So... You touched the Butt?"
Fish Fiend: "Better... The BOOB."
Tell me more about how periods and cramps are nothing and girls are too weak and whiny when I just threw up my lunch because of my cramps after working a 7hr shift with them. Please, I implore you to tell me how they’re nothing and I am weak.
Congress is what happens when you put white people in charge.
And Africa is what happens when you put black people in charge.
if you tell a cutie they “remind you of the babe,” and they do not respond appropriately, they’re not the one. walk away.
15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance